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Lanat Hy Gundi Soch Pe

January 9, 2010 | In: Adult SMS

Fill In D Blanks 1.BOO_S 2. _ _NDOM 3.F_ _ K 4.P_ N_S 5.PU_S_ Answers; 1.BOOKS 2.RANDOM 3.FORK 4.PANTS 5.PULSE Lanat Hy Tmhari Gundi Soch Py :P

Khubsurti Ka Raz

January 1, 2010 | In: Adult SMS

Larka, Larki Se: Apki Khubsurti Ka Kya Raz Hy Larki: Lux Larka: Ajeeb Itifaq Hy, Meri Kamzori Ka B Yahi Raz Hy :)

NUT Wala Hai Ya BOLT Wala

December 24, 2009 | In: Adult SMS

Ek Mekenic Ki Wife Ki Delivery Hui Wife Ne Husband Ko Sms Bheja: Mubarak Ho Apka Spare-Part Aagya He Husband Ne Reply Kya: NUT Wala Hai Ya BOLT Wala?

1 Shehri Larki Dihati Larki Se

December 13, 2009 | In: Adult SMS

1 Shehri Larki Dihati Larki Se Mere Husband Ne Muje Boht Mushklon K Bad Paya! Dehati Larki; Tusi V Pagal E O Mere Khawand Ne Te Thora Jeya Tail Laya Te Aram Se Paya.

Nargis Ko Goad Mein

December 13, 2009 | In: Adult SMS

Admi Nay Nargis Ko Goad Mein Bitha K Pocha: 1 Raat Mein Kitna Kmati Ho? Nargis: 50,000 Admi: Such Bata Nargis: ROZI Pay Bethi Hun Jhut Thori BOLOON Gi

Third Pregnent Woman

December 13, 2009 | In: Adult SMS

Taxi Driver 2 A Woman: U R The Third Pregnent Woman I M Taking 2 D Airport 2day. Woman: But I M Not Pregnent. Driver: We Have Not Reached The Airport Yet..

Pregnant Kia Hota Hi

December 13, 2009 | In: Adult SMS

Child: Mom Ye Pregnant Kia Hota Hi, Mom: Why. Child: Nothing Mom: Pregnant Ka Matlab Hai Gussa Hona. Agley Roz Child Beech Rastey Mein Larki Se Takra Gya Uske Sath Uski Mom Thi Wo Boli Stupid Sharam Nahi Ati Child: Gira Mein Iss Per...

Hindi Sexy Kahaniyan

December 13, 2009 | In: Adult SMS

School Mein Bachche Ke Papa Ne Teacher Se Kaha: Madam Ji Thodi Aap Koshish Karo, Thodi Hum Karte Hain, Bachcha To Nikal Hi Jayega..

SMS2Friend

December 13, 2009 | In: Adult SMS

WIFE: 1 Baat Bolu Maarna Mat.! Husband: Bolo! WIFE: Main Pregnant Hu.! Husband: Ye To Khushi Ki Baat Hai. WIFE: College Life Me 1 Baar Papa Ko Bataya Tha To Bahut Maar Padi Thi..

Desi Sexy SMS

December 13, 2009 | In: Adult SMS

Sardar: Murga Kaise Diye Murgawala: 70,50 Aur 10 Ka. Sardar: Rs 10 Ka Itna Sasta Kyu? Murgawala: Isko Aids Hai. Sardar: De Do Khana Hi Hai Gand Thode Hi Marni Hai.

DUSSASAN Kaun Tha? Student: Chutiya Tha Teacher: Wo Kayse? Student: Jitna Time Woh Sari Khichane Me Lagaya Sari Utha Bhi To Sakta Tha

Mirza Galid Ne Masuka Ka Whisper Dekha Aur Bola: Salwaar Ke Niche Se Paani Laal Aata Hai Kya Meri Biwi Ka Bhosada Paan Khaata Hai

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