What Is The Diff B/W A Condom & Our Cricket Captain? . . . . . . A Condom Catches The Drops... While Our Captain Drops The Catches...

Shohar! Munney Ka Khhatna Krwana Hai, Card English M Kese Likhu? BV: We Heartly Invite U On Cuting Cermony Of Fcuking Instrumnt Of Our Blovd Son Kindly Join...

Pandit Apni BV Ke Office Aaya To Dekha BV Boss Ki Godi Mein Baithi Thi. Pandit: Chal Laajwanti Aisi Jagah Kam Nahi Karna Jaha Staff K Liye Kursi Bhi Na Ho.!!

A Girl Joined Army. Kuch Dino Baad Senior Ne Poucha: Army Ko Kaisa Paya? Girl: Bas Sir Kia Bataon, Saara Din Yes Sir, Yes Sir Aur Saari Raat Bas Sir, Bas Sir.

Ek Sardar Badi Buri Haalat Me Ghar Aaya. Sab Ne Puchha "Kya Hua ?" Sardar : Mandi Me Anaaj Bech Raha Tha, "Gehoon-Le-Lo" Unho Ne Samjha: "Gay-Hon-Le-Lo" =P ;->

I Do Not Have The Muscles Of Stallone, I Am Not As Handsome As Brad Pitt, I Am Not As Strong As Schwarzenegger, But I Can Lick As Good As Lassie!!!

American Students Say: People Who Never Experience Good Sex And Do Not Perform Well In Bed, Usually Read Their SMS Messages With Their Right Hand.

A Guy Walks Up To A Girl And Says: Wanna Play *Magic*? She Says: What's That? He Says: We Go To My Place, Have Sex And Than You Disappear!!

Teacher: Billi Ke Itne Bache Kyon Hote Hein Student: Miss Ap Aik Din Sarak Per Nangi Ghoom Kar Dekhe Pata Lag Jaey Ga

Its Been A Rough Day I Got Up This Morning Put On A Shirt N A Button Fell Off. I Picked Up My Briefcase N The Handle Came Off. I'm Afraid 2 Go 2 The Bathroom.

GUY: If I Could See You Naked, I'd Die Happy. GAL: If I See You Naked, I'd Probably Die Laughing.

I Hereby Place U Under Arrest 4 Violating Code 69 Distracting Public With Ur Xtreme Good Looks & Sex Appeal, Remain Silent & Report 2 My Bedroom.