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Suhagrat K Din

December 19, 2009 | In: Adult Jokes

Suhagrat K Din Pati Ne Patni Ko 2500 Rs Muh Dhekhai Diya Patni Ne Paise Dekh K Kaha Itne Paise .... Kitne Aadmi Hai

Admi Apne 9 Bachon K Sath

December 13, 2009 | In: Adult Jokes

Bus Main 1 Admi Apne 9 Bachon K Sath Ja Rha Tha Bachay Buhat Shor Kr Rahay Thay Itne Mai 1 Buzurg Apni Lathi SE Thak Thak Krtay Huway Charha Bachon Ka Baap Bola Hazrat Ap Apni Lathi K Aagay Rubber Charha Lain To Ye Shor Nhi...

Har Baat K 2 Matlab

November 29, 2009 | In: Adult Jokes

Sir: Bachon Duniya Me Her Baat K 2 Matlab Nikalte Hen, Girl: Sir Nikal K Dikhaiye Na.. Sir: Baith Ja Beti Teri Baat K B 2 Matlab Nikal Rhay Hain

Sir: Tum Bade Ho Ya Tumhare Papa? Student: Main. Sir: Wo Kaise? Student: Maine Mummy Ka Doodh Peena Chhod Diya Hai Lekin PAPA Abhi Bhi Peete Hain

A Boy & Girl Of KG Class Asked Teacher: Kya Chote Baccho Ke Bacche Ho Sakte Hai? Teacher: No. Boy Said To Girl: Bas Dekha! Tu Aise Hi Dar Rahi Thi.

Duniya Mein Sab Se Himmat Wala Kaun? Ans: Dhobi Kabhi Bhi Kisi Ke Ghar Jaa Kar Koi Bol Sakta Hai Sahib Bibi Ji Ko Bolo Kapde Nikal Kar Rakhe Mein Abhi Aa Ke Leta Hu

1 HAKEEM Sex Ki Goli Bech Rha Tha Jo 1 Lega Uska Lamba Hoga Jo 2 Lega Us Ka Khamba Hoga 1 Admi Bola Jo 3 Lega? HAKEEM Bola Bhai Chodna Ha Ya KHODNA Hai?

Breast SMS – Milk Shake

April 20, 2009 | In: Adult Jokes

Bivi Ne Kele Khaye Or Zor Zor Say Breast Hilane Lagi. Shohar Ne Poocha Ye Kia Kar Rai Ho? Bivi Sharma Kar Boli: Jee Mai Milk Shake Bana Rai Thi Munay K Liye.

Bubbli Mini Skirt Mei Jiju K Pas Aa Kr Boli “Jiju! Dekhye To, Jhukne Se Mri Penti Dikhti Hy Kya? Jija G: Pehle Penty Pehn Tu Lo Phir Dekhana.

Bubbli: Papa Nokar Ne Mera Rape Kr Dya Sardar: Hy! O Rabba Meri Beti Ne Uska Kya Bigara Tha? Bubbli: Mei Ne Nokar Aur Ami Ko Sex Krte Huve Dekh Lya Tha

Ek Larki Ko Peche Se Kisi Ne Ungli Di Or Chup Gia. Peche Ek 65 Sala Baba Kara Tha. LARKI: Baba G Miscal Apne Di? BABA Shalwar Kol K Bola: Mera To Balance Hi Khatam Hai.

Doctor To Lady: Do You Want To See Near To You On The Deliver Time The Father Of New Baby Lady : No My Husband Do Not Like The Him

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