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Fast Food SMS Jokes

August 8, 2010 | In: Animal Jokes

Tiger N Tigress Were Resting Under A Tree. Suddenly A Deer Passed Very Fast. Tigress Could Not Make Out .& Asked,"What Was That?" Tiger Smiled & Said, "FAST FOOD"... ;->...

Wats Attitude? 3 Ants Saw An Elephant Comin. Ant 1: We Will Kill Him Ant 2: We Will Break His Leg Ant 3: Leave Him Dude He's Alone & We Are 3! Masti @ Masti . Masti

Chinti Ne Hathi Se Aisa Kya Kaha Ke Hathi Ko Heart Attack Ho Gaya! SOCHO ! SOCHO ! KI Main Tumhare Bache Ki Ma Banne Wali Hoon

Two Frogs Sitting Together 1St Frog: Trrrrr 2nd Frog: Trrrr 1st Frog:Trrrr 2nd Frog:Trrrr 1st Frog: Taratrrr 2nd Frog: Yar Topic Change Na Kar....

James Bond Met A Dog

April 18, 2010 | In: Animal Jokes

Once James Bond Met A Dog In A Jungle & Said I Am Bond...!! JamesĀ  Bond...!! & The Dog Bites Him & Replies I Am Kutta...!! Pagal Kutta...!!

I Love U Jaan

April 6, 2010 | In: Animal Jokes

Murga Murgi Se: I Love U Jaan. Main Tumhare Liye Kuch B Kar Sakta Hoon, Murgi: Haye Allah Sachi, Murga: Haan Murgi: Chalo Phir Aaj Anda Tum Do....!.

Awara Larki

December 13, 2009 | In: Animal Jokes

Ek Ladki Shop Per Bolne Wala Tota Lenay Gai Larki Totay Se: Main Kesi Lagti Hoon Tota: Awara Lagtee Ho Larki: Tota Badtameez Hay Shopkeeper Ne Totay Ko Leja Ke Pani Me Dubaya Or Pocha: Gali De Ga? Tota : Nahi Larki Totay Se: Agar Mere...

2 Cats To Shrabi Rat

December 13, 2009 | In: Animal Jokes

2 Cats To Shrabi Rat: Ajj Tainu Khan Nu G Krda A! Rat: Chappair Na Kha Lein Main Es Layi Nai Kuch Kehnda K Log Kehn Gay 1 Shrabi Ne 2 Jananiyan Kutt Dittiaan ;-

Machar Ka Bacha Pehli Bar Urha. Jab Wo Wapis Aya To Us K Baap Ny Pucha: Urh K Kaisa Laga? He Replied: Bohat Maza Ayaa, Muje Dekh K Har Koi Taaliyan Baja Rha...

Khargosh F.Sc Mai

July 15, 2009 | In: Animal Jokes

Khargosh K F.Sc Mai Aye 75% Marks Kachway K 50% Phr B Kachway Ka Univrsty Mai Admision Ho Gya KAISE? Sports Basis Pe Na Yar Bachpan Mai Race Nai Jeeta Tha

2 Choohay Darakht Pe Bethay The Neechay Se Aik Hathi Guzra Aik Chooha Hathi Pe Ja Gira Dosra Chooha Bola Daba De Salay Ko Me Bhi Aa Raha Hon...

3 CHIPKALYAN Deewar Par Ja Rahi Thi, Ek Ne GANA Sunaya, Baqi Do GIR GAEEN! Socho Q? Aur Socho Ans: Q K Baqi Do Ne.... TALYAAN Bajain

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