1 Bachay Ne Nikar Utar K Larki Se Pucha Tumare Pas "Ye" Hai Bachi Ne Apni Pent Nechy Ki Or Boli Mammi Kehti Hain Agar Tmhare Pas "Ye" Ha Tu "Wo" Bht Mil Jaingy.

Be-Izzati No 1: 1 Larka Cycle Pe Ja Raha Tha, Cycle Ka Tyre Bhens K Gobar K Beech Me Se Guzra Qareeb Kuch Larkiyan Khari Theen, Unhon Ne Taaliyan Baja K Kaha: Happy Birth Day 2 U... Larka Ruka Or Jawab Diya: Khali Taali Bajanay Se Kaam Nahi...

Boy: Chalte Chalte Yuhi Ruk Jata Hon Main, Bethe Bethe Kahin Kho Jata Hon Main, Kya Yehi Pyar Hai? Girl: Nahi Ye Kamzori Hai,Tum NIDO Piya Kro.

SHADI SE PEHLE Boy: Atlast Wo Din Agaya. Girl: Tm Mujhe Chor To Nai Doge? Boy: No Way Esa Sochna B Mat. Girl: Do U Like Me? Boy: Yes. Girl: Tmhary Zindagi Mai Koi Or To Nahi? Boy: No Not At All. Girl: Do U Love...

1 Boy To Another: Yaar Tum Ne Kabhi Koi Larki Phansai Hai? 2nd Boy! Yaar Larki Main Ne Phansa To Li Thi Pr Tum Logon Ne Ye Mohalla Hi Chor Diya:-)

Boyfriend And Girlfriend Are Like Liver And Kidney. Boy Is Like Liver And Girl Is Kidney. If Liver Fails, Kidney Fails. If Kidney Fails. Liver Manages With Other Kidney.

Boy: Look Into My Eyes. What Do U See? Girl: True Love. Boy: O Andhi! Itna Bara Baal Nazar Nai Aya? Nikal... Bari Aai True Love Ki Bachi...;-)

Boy: Its Just A Formality, But I Still Ask, Can I Marry Your Daughter'? Father: Who Told U Its Just A Formality'? Boy: The 'Gy*a***logist'..

Height Of Diplomacy? Forgeting GF's B'day And Later Telling Her How Can I Remember Ur B'day Honey Wen U Never Luk A Year Older....? :-P

Boy: You Are Sunshine Of My Life, Without You Life Is Cloudy, You Are In My Heart Like Rainy Water For Barren Land Girl: Janu! Is It Proposal Or Weather Report?

Sardiyon Ki Sham Thi Mene Us K Hath Pe Hath Rakha To Wo Garam Thi Maine Kaha Garam Hath Wafa Ki Nishani Hai Usne Hans Kar Kaha: "Kaminay Bukhar Hai Mujhe"

Boy: Tmra Nam Kya Hai? Girl: Q Btao? Me Tme Janti B Nai..! Boy: Na Btao Me Knsa Tme Apni Ferari Me Betha Ra Hun! Girl: NADIA, B.Com 2nd Yr Wo Smne Wali Gali Me Ryt Hand Pe 4th Nmbr Pe Mera Ghr Hai 32/B, Ghr Me Aik Chota Bhai N Ami Abu...