Doctor Ne 1 Pagal Se Poocha: Tum Chhat Se Q Latak Rahe Ho? Pagal: Main Aik Bulb Hoon Doctor: Tum Jal Q Nahi Rahe? Pagal: Bewakof Ye Pakistan Hai Light Gayi Hui Hai

Mother To Doctor On Phone: Mere Bache Ko Current Laga Hai Mai Kya Karo Doctor: Pehle Ap 2 Nafil Shukrane Ada Karen K Apki Tarf Bijli Arahe Hay

Operation Se Pehly Doctor Ne Phoolon K Har Mangwaya, MAREEZ: Ye Kis Liye? Doctor: Mera 1st Opertion Hai Agar Kamyab Hua To Mere Liye Warna Tumhare Liye;-)

Doctor Ne Khansi K Mareez Ko Motion Lagnay Ki Dawa Day Di. Compouder: Aap Ne Motion Ki Dawai Kyun Di? Doctor: Ab Wo Khansney Se Pehlay 100 Dafa Sochay Ga.

Marez Doctor Se: Me 1 Month Se Roz Rs.50 Ki Dawa Le Rha Hu Pr Koi Faida Nh Hua. Doctor: Koi Bat Nahi Kal Se Me Tmhy Rs.40 Ki Dawa Duga Rs.10 Ka Faida Hoga; Ha Ha Ha

Doctar Pagal Se Tum Pagal Kaisy Huway Pagal: Main Ne 1 Bewa Se Shaadi Ki Uski Jawan Beti Se Mere Baap Ne Shaadi Kar Li Youn Meri Wo Beti Meri Maa Ban Gae Un K Ghar Beti Hui To Wo Meri Behn Hoi Magr Main Uski Naani Ka Shohar Tha Is Liye Wo Meri...

Mareez Ney Achank Aankhen Kholty Huy Kaha: Doctor Sahib Kia Mera Operatn Kamyab Raha? Sabr Say Kam Lo Beta... Main Doctor Ni.. FARISHTA Hon...

Ek Doctor Ki Nurse Se Ho Shadi Hogai Dost Ne Doctor Se Poocha: Suna Yar, Kesi Life Chal Rahi Hai? Doctor: Yar Kya Kahoon Jab Tak Sister Na Kaho Sunti Hi Nahi Hai

Doctor To Patient : You Will Die Within 2 Hours Do You Want To See Any One Before You Die? Patient : Yes, A Good Doctor

Man: Koi Lambi Umar Ka Tariqa Bataiye Doctor: Shadi Karlo Man: Kiya Is Se Umar Lambi Ho Jayegi Doctor: Nahi, Ye Shouq Khatam Ho Jayega!!

Aik Admi Langraata Hoa Aata Hay Usse Dekh Kar Do Doctor Aapas May Jhagar Tean Hay Aik Kehta Hay K Us Ki Haddi Toot Gai Hai Dosra Bolta Hai K Nahi Us Ka Angotha Nikal Gaya Hai Donoon Me Kafi Behas Ho Rahi Hoti Hai To Tisra Doctor Bolta Hai Chalo Us...

Doctor Mariz Se : Ager Tum Meri Duwa Se Theek Ho Gaye To Mujhe Kya Enaam Do Gay Mariz: May Qabrey Khodta Hun Aap Ki Qaber Free Khod Dun Ga