U Know My Wedding Is Fixed Now Itz After 69 Days Got Surprise ? After 69 Days Will B 1st April N U R Da 1st Fool Of Da Year

Call Me Urgent Plz Plz Sender: Kashish +92-321-3xxxxxx Is Sms Ko Apne Doston Ko Bhejo Aur Dekho Kitne Bewaqoof Ise Poora Nahi Parhte.

Why Is Fire Brigade RED In Color? Ans: Fire Brigade Has Ladder. Ladder Has Steps. Steps Have To Be Climbed On Foot. Foot Is Measured By A Ruler. Ruler Can Be A King Or A Queen. Queen Of England Is Elizbeth. Elizbeth Is Also The Name Of A...

Ek Pagal Tha Bilkul Pagal Tha Ekdam Pagal Tha Pagalon Ka Pagal Tha Lekin Ghabrao Nahi Aapke Samne Wo Kuchh Bhi Nahi Tha.........

You Can Fool Some Of The People All Of The Time All Of The People Some Of The Time But You Can’t Fool All Of The People All Of The Time

Agr Koi Tmhare Pas Aye Or Kahe K "Tum Be Waqof Ho" Tu Koi Lamha Zaya Na Krna Usko Gardan Se Pakadna Or Kehna "Oye Kisi Or Ko Mat Btana"

Bacha : Muma Kitchen Mein Nokar Or Nokrani Kiss Ker Rahey They Mummy: Mein Abi Un Ki Khabar Leti Hoon Bacha: April Fool Nokrani K Sath Kiss Nokar Nahi Papa Ker Rahey They

Aisa Dostana Hamara Mein Kashti, Tu Kinara Main Dhanush , Tu Teer Main Matar , Tu Paneer Main Varsha, Tu Badal Main Rajma, Tu Chaawal Main Hot , Tu Cool Main April , Tu...........????

Hi... Doing Nothing? Then Make A Place 4 Me In Ur Heart!! I May Come There Any Time! Ur's Faithfully "Heart Attack"

Someone.. Misses U.. Needs U.. Worries About U Lonely Without U Guess Who? The Monkey In the Zoo

Fact 1: You Can Not Touch Your Lower Lip With Your Tounge... Fact 2: After Reading This 99/100 Idiots Would Try It..

You Are One Of The Most CUTE Persons In The World!! Just A Second, Don't Misunderstand. CUTE Means: Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere..