Ek Pagal Tha Bilkul Pagal Tha Ekdam Pagal Tha Pagalon Ka Pagal Tha Lekin Ghabrao Nahi Aapke Samne Wo Kuchh Bhi Nahi Tha.........

You Can Fool Some Of The People All Of The Time All Of The People Some Of The Time But You Can’t Fool All Of The People All Of The Time

Agr Koi Tmhare Pas Aye Or Kahe K "Tum Be Waqof Ho" Tu Koi Lamha Zaya Na Krna Usko Gardan Se Pakadna Or Kehna "Oye Kisi Or Ko Mat Btana"

Bacha : Muma Kitchen Mein Nokar Or Nokrani Kiss Ker Rahey They Mummy: Mein Abi Un Ki Khabar Leti Hoon Bacha: April Fool Nokrani K Sath Kiss Nokar Nahi Papa Ker Rahey They

Aisa Dostana Hamara Mein Kashti, Tu Kinara Main Dhanush , Tu Teer Main Matar , Tu Paneer Main Varsha, Tu Badal Main Rajma, Tu Chaawal Main Hot , Tu Cool Main April , Tu...........????

Hi... Doing Nothing? Then Make A Place 4 Me In Ur Heart!! I May Come There Any Time! Ur's Faithfully "Heart Attack"

Someone.. Misses U.. Needs U.. Worries About U Lonely Without U Guess Who? The Monkey In the Zoo

Fact 1: You Can Not Touch Your Lower Lip With Your Tounge... Fact 2: After Reading This 99/100 Idiots Would Try It..

You Are One Of The Most CUTE Persons In The World!! Just A Second, Don't Misunderstand. CUTE Means: Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere..

You Are Equal To Sixty James Bond! How?? 007 * 60 = 420

Sardar Got Into A Bus On 1st April When Conductor Asked For Ticket He Gave Rs.10/- And Took The Ticket And Said April Fool I Have Pass

Mil Gaya . . . Oye Mil Gaya . . . Oye Oye Mil Gaya . . . Oho Mil Gaya . . . Oye Oye Oye Mil Gaya . . . Ohh Ho Mera Sms Parhne Wala 1 Or Bewaqoof Mil Gaya