You Are Equal To Sixty James Bond! How?? 007 * 60 = 420

Sardar Got Into A Bus On 1st April When Conductor Asked For Ticket He Gave Rs.10/- And Took The Ticket And Said April Fool I Have Pass

Mil Gaya . . . Oye Mil Gaya . . . Oye Oye Mil Gaya . . . Oho Mil Gaya . . . Oye Oye Oye Mil Gaya . . . Ohh Ho Mera Sms Parhne Wala 1 Or Bewaqoof Mil Gaya

My Number Is Changes So Plz Call Me On My New Number Which Is 15 Agar Mera Naukar Uthaye To Usko 2-4 Suna Dena Kamina Apnay Apko Police Wala Kehta Hai

A Boy Marries A Gun...'Bandook' And Suddenly All Starts Worship Him.. Do U Know Why..? . . He Becomes Gun-Pati.. . ! !.!

Wife: Honey, I Was A Fool When I Married You Husband: Yes, Dear But I Was In Love And Didnt Notice It

Go To "Messages" Then "New Message" And Select "Text Message" Go To Options And Activate Dictionary (T9) And Then Hide Your Screen With Your Hand And Type 277451366514612382623 A Special Message Will Appear On The Screen For You

Bacha On 1st April: Mama Kitchen Mai Nokar Nokrani Ko Kiss Kar Raha Hai Mama: Abhi Ja Kar Main Us Ka Dimag Thek Karti Hun Bacha : Haha April Fool Woh To Papa Hain

Sorry! Galti Se Ye Msg Tumko Send Ho Gaya Niche Mat Dekhna Niche Ghalat Salat Likha Hua Hy ........ ........ ....... "Ghalat-Salat"

Ur 5 Qualities 1-------- 2-------- 3-------- 4-------- 5-------- Agar Zindagi Main Kabhe Koe Acha Kam Kiya Hota To Aaj Yeh Jaga Khali Na Hoti...

We've Known Each Other For Quite A While Now, Do U Think We Can B More Than Friends? Cos I Like U Very Much Will U B My Partner 2 Rob A Bank?

U R The One Who Is CHARMING U R The One Who Is INTELLIGENT U R The One Who Is CUTE And I Am The One Who Is Spreading These RUMOURS