Ami Beti Se: Boy Friend Jab Kiss Kare To Bolo DON't Or Jab Galey Lage To Bolo "Stop" 2nd Day Beti: Ammi Usne Dono Ek Sath Kia To Maine B Ek Sath Kaha "Don't Stop"

One Day A Fisherman Got Up Very Early In The Morning There Was Not Enough Sunlight To Get Into The Sea He Saw A Pack Of Stones... To Pass Time He Started Throwing The Stone Into The Sea While Having The Last Stone In The Hand The ...

Japan Ne Chor Pkrne Ki Machine Bnai Jisne Usa Me 30 Min Me 5 Pakre China Me 15Min Me 6 Uk Me 5 Min Me 10 Pkre Pakistan Me 2 Min Me .. .. .. .. Machine Chori Ho Gae.

Ques: Can A Kangaroo Jump Higher Than The Eiffel Tower? ? ? ? Ans : Yes, Because The Eiffel Tower Cant Jump.. Think Different....  ;-)

Lo G, Kesa Zmana Äa Gia Hy, Had Ker Di "Telenor" Walo Ne, Poster Per Larki Ki Tasveer Bna K Kehte Hein, Lage Raho, Raat Bhar, Or Wo B Sirf "4" Rupey Mein.

Mantay Hain K Lahore Lahore Hai, Par "Karachi" Uska Shohar Hai, Jitna Total Lahore Hai, Utna To Bus "GULISTAN-E-JAUHAR" Hai....:-)

M U H A B B A T I S H Q P Y A R Or D O S T I Ye 4chizen Hr Tufan Ka Muqabla Kr Skti Han Mgr 1cheez In Sb Ko Khtm Kr Skti Hy Or Wo Hy (Abay Da Chithar)

Hum Pani Kiun Pitey Hen? Søcho Socho Yär Nahi Pata Chalo Hum Bataty Hen Hum Pani Isliye Pitey Hen Q K Janab Hum Pani Ko Kha Nahi Säkte ;)

1 Bat To Batao ? Plz Isko Mazak Mai Mat Talna Gol Mol Jawab Nahi Chalega Dekho Kuch Batein Zindagi Me Boht Ahem Hoti Hain. Such Such Batana. "Light Hai"

Mana K Pakistan Aazad Hy Or Os My Hyderabad Faisalabad Islamabad Hy Lykin Karachi Ki Apni He Bat Hy Jis My Azizabad Karemabad Liaquatabad Hy Or In Sub Ka Bap Sirf "F.B Area" Hy Dedicated To F B Area Guys..... We All Rock.....

King Of Countries, Beloved Of My Father, Support 4 My Mother's Heart, My Brothes Sits On A Horse. Samajh Aayi ? Nahi ? Don't Worry English Samjhna Har Kisi K Bus Ki Baat Nahi. Aap K Liye Punjabi Version. Desan Da Raja Meray Babul...

Ye Pakistan Nahe Chand Ka Tukra Hy Aur Chand Par Na Light Hoti Hy Na Pani Na Gas Na Hawa Na Aata Na Cheni So Plz Take No Tension And Enjoy Your Life At Chand.