Ek Ladki Shop Per Bolne Wala Tota Lenay Gai Larki Totay Se: Main Kesi Lagti Hoon Tota: Awara Lagtee Ho Larki: Tota Badtameez Hay Shopkeeper Ne Totay Ko Leja Ke Pani Me Dubaya Or Pocha: Gali De Ga? Tota : Nahi Larki Totay Se: Agar Mere...

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Bacha: Mene Hathi K Samne 12 Apple Rakhe Usne 11 Khaye Aik Q Nhi Khaya? Aadmi: Hathi Ka Pait Bhr Gya Hoga. Bacha: Nhi 12wa Apple Plastic Ka Tha. Acha Dubara Mene Hahti K Samne 12 Apple Rakhe To Us Ne Aik B Nhi Khaya...

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An Elephant Has 5 Bananas N He Is Hungry, But He Doesnt Eat Da Bananas.Y? Cuz Da Bananas R Made Of Plastic. Next.Q Da 5 Bananas R Real Bt Yet Da Elephant Does Nt Eat It.Y? Coz Da Elephant Is Made Of Plastic. Hahahaha. Nvr Gv Up. 1...

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