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Kaka Fruit Chat

February 21, 2010 | In: Funny Jokes

1 Bache Se 1 Admi Ne Poocha K Tumhare Abbu Kia Kaam Karte Hain? Bacha: KFC K Malik Hain Admi: KFC Ka Kia Matlab Hai? Bacha: Kaka Fruit Chat...

Ganje Ke Sir Pr Baal

February 21, 2010 | In: Funny Jokes

1 Bar Ganje K Sar Pr 8-10 Baal Ug Aye Ganja Naai K Pas Gya, Naai Guse Se Bola Inhe Ginu Ya Katu. Ganja, Shrmate Hue Bola. Die Kr Do.

Page Had An Auto-Graph

February 18, 2010 | In: Funny Jokes

Judge: Y Did U Murder Ur Frnd?? Jst Bcz He Cut A Piece Of Paper From Ur Note-Book?? Boy: No Bcz That Page Had An Auto-Graph By "Kashish" Uuufff My Fans... :

Hair Transplant Karne Wali Compny Ne Add Banaya. . . . . Sheher Se Ayen Ya Pind Se. . . . . . Humen Humdardi Hy Sirf Apki Tind Se;-)

I M Ur Guardian Angel

January 1, 2010 | In: Funny Jokes

A Man Walking Down A Street Heard A Voice If U Take 1 More Step A Brick Will Fall Down & Kill U He Stopped & A Brick Fell Before Him He Went On While Crossing Road He Heard Again Stop Just A Car Missed Him Man Asked: WHO R U I M Ur...

Bankers Jokes

January 1, 2010 | In: Funny Jokes

BANKERS JOKE: A Man Was Sleeping In His House. Suddenly Death Angel Appeared & Said "Go Out & Enjoy, Nothing Will Happen To You For The Nxt 10 yrz" He Did So & Met With An Accident & Died In Heaven, He Asked Angel: Why You...

Im Pakisatani

January 1, 2010 | In: Funny Jokes

A Man In USA Saw A Dog Attackd A Lady...! He Kicks The Dog It Dies... Newspaper Report: "LOCAL HERO SAVES LADY FROM DOG" Man Says: I Am Not American.! Report Changed "Foreign Hero Saves Lady From Dog" Man Says: Actually Im...

Qabar Ma Frishta

December 24, 2009 | In: Funny Jokes

Qabr Ma Frishte 1 Admi Ko Mar Rahe The Phr Bhi W0 Hans Rha Tha Frishte Na Wja P0chi To Usne Kha Ke: Mai Khudkash Hamla Mai Mra Hu Ye Sir Mera Ha 0r Jism Kisi Or Ka

1 Moka Hamein Do

December 19, 2009 | In: Funny Jokes

1 ANGRAIZ K Ghr 9 Larkiya Paida Hui Usne News Paper Men Add Diya Larka Peda Krne Ka Tareeqa Batao. Bangal Se Letter Aya BV Ko Fish Khilao SRI LANKA Se Letter Aya Milk Cake Do PAKISTAN Se Letter Aya Lassi Do Aur INDIA Se Letter Aya: 1 Moka Hamein...

Hakeem SMS

December 15, 2009 | In: Funny Jokes

Ek Pehalwan Tha Uski Aik Taang Neeli Ho Gai To Hakeem Nay Kaha Taang Kaatni Paray Gi, Zehar Phail Gaya Ha. Thoray Dino Baad Dosri B Neeli Ho Gai To Hakeem Nay Kaha K Dosri B Kaatni Paray Gi, Zehar Kafi Phail Gaya Hai Plastic Ki Tangain Laga De...

Phansi Par Charhney Se Pehlay

December 13, 2009 | In: Funny Jokes

Mujrim (Phansi Par Charhney Se Pehlay) Agar Maa Ki Baat Suni Hoti To Aj Ye Din Na Dekhna Nasib Hota Jallad: Kya Kehti Thi Tumhari Maa Mujrim: Jab Us Ki Bat Suni Hi Nahi To Kya Bataon

Aakhri Kuwaish Kia Hai

December 13, 2009 | In: Funny Jokes

Jaj, Mujrim Se: Batao Tumhari Aakhri Kuwaish Kia Hai ? Mujrim: Aik Mobile Nokia N73 5 Karror Rupay Aap Ki Beti Se Shadi, U.S.A Ka Viza, 2 Saal Ka Haney

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