Nikah K Bad Dulha: Fees? Molvi: Bv Ki Khubsurti K Mutabiq Dedo Dulha Ne 10 Rupay De Diye Achank Hawa Se Lrki Ka Ghunghat Uth Gya Molvi: Baqaya To Lelo Bhai :-D

A Man Goes Into A Bank With A Gun And Demands Money. Once He Is Given The Money, He Turns To A Customer And Asks: Did You See Me Rob This Bank? The Man Replied: Yes Sir, I Did. The Robber Shot Him Instantly. The Robber Then Turned To A...

Wife: Main Maike Ja Rahi Hoon Talaaq Ka Notice Bhej Doongi! Husband: Ja Ja Chali Ja Meethi Meethi Baatein Ker K Khush Krne Ki Koshish Mat Ker

Train Main Aik Husband Apni Wife Se Bola: Tujh Se Shaadi Kar Ke Pachta Raha Hoon, Ji Karta Hai Tujhe Kuttay Ke Aagay Daal Doon. Itnay Main Saamnay Wala Musafir Bola: Bhaaow Bhaaow

Man 2 Doctor : Evry Nite My Wife Goes 2 Tom's Bar & Sleeps With Any1 Who Asks Her Doctor: Take A Deep Breath & Calm Down, And Now Tell Me Where Is TOM'S BAR.

1st Frnd: Bv Se Larai Khatm Hoi? 2nd Frnd: Guthne Taik K Mere Pas I Thi 1st: Usne Guthne Taik K Kya Kaha? 2nd: Yehi K Charpai K Niche Se Nikal Aao Kch Nai Kahugi.

Wife: Suno Ji , Apko Mujh Ma Sabsy Zyada Kya Acha Lagta Hai Meri Beauty Ya Meri Aqalmandi? Husband: Mujhe To Ye Teri Mazak Karne Ki Aadat Sabsy Achi Lagti Hai

Wife: Main Maike Ja Rahi Hu, Tujhe Tallak Ki Notice Bhej Dungi! Husbnd: Ja Ja, Mithi-Mithi Batein Karke Mujhe Khush Karne Ki Koshish Mat Kar.

A Woman Worries About The Future Until She Gets A Husband. A Man Never Worries About The Future Until He Gets A Wife..

Wife: Kal Raat Tum Neend Me Mujhe Gaaliya De Rahe The. Husband: Tumhe Galat Fehmi Hui Hai. Wife: Kaisi Galat Fehmi? Husband: Yehi Ki Main Soya Hua Tha.

A Man 2 A Lady In A Crowded Bazar: I've Lost My Wife, Will U Plz Talk To Me For A Few Minutes Lady: Why Man: Coz, Whenevr I Talk To Ladies, She Apears From...

Wife: Agar Main Pakistan Ki Sab Sy Bari Chooti K2 Pr Charhny Main Kamyab Ho Jaon, To Ap Mujhy Kia Dain...