Pota: Daadi Aap Kya Tv Par Aati Hain?? Daadi: Nahi Beta..!! Pota: Tou Phir Ammi Keo Keh Rahi Thi K Tumhari Daadi Anay Wali Hain Ab Roz Drama Hoga... ;->

1 Ladka Ghar Der Se Lauta Maa: Kaha The? Beta: Film Dekhne Gaya Tha 'Maa Ka Pyar' Maa: Ab Upar Jake 1 0r Film Dekh... 'Bäap Ki Maar'

Father: What About Ur Result? Son: Wo Headmster Saab Ka Beta Fail Hy Father: What About U? Son: Wo Dr.Sab Ka Beta B Fail Hy Father: N Whats Ur Result.? Son: Wo Khan Sab Ka Beta B Fail Hy Father: U Idiot, I M Asking About...

Our Parents Spend The First Years Of Our Lives Teaching Us To Walk & Talk.. And The Next All Years Telling Us To Sit Down & Shut Up :-D ;-)

Father To Son: Agar Is Bar Tu Fail Hua To Mujhe Apna Bap Mat Kehna Next Day Father: Kiya Bana Result Ka? Son: Bas Bashir Bhai Mat Pocho

Chinese Larki Ko Dekh Kar Maa Boli Beta Ye Kis Ko Ghar Lay Aye Ho..? SON: Ammi Aap Ne Khud Hi To Kaha Tha K Cheeni Jahan Mile Lete Aana

Baap: Beta Is Br Exam Main Tumny 9O% Lane Hain Beta: Nai Me To Is Bar 1OO% Laon Ga Baap: Kion Mazaq Kr Rhe Ho? Beta: Shoru Kis Ne Kia Tha?

Father: Tumne Colege Me Sub Sy Muskil Kam Konsa Sikha . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Son: Tez Andhi Me 1 Teeli Se 2 CIGERATE Jlana :-)

Fther To Son: If U  Dont Pass Ur Exams This Time Don't Call Me DAD After Some Days Father: How Is Ur Result? Son: Sorry Bashir Saab

Son: Mama Kehte He Jo Cheze Buzurg Kre Unhe Follow Krna Chae Mother: Jee Beta Son: Tu Mama Dada Jan Ahmed Ke Products Use Krte The Hum B Krege

Sunny Ki Amni: Beta Jo Bacha Baron Ko Salam Nahi Kare Ga Wo Jahannam Me Jae Ga. Suny: Phir To Abbo B Jahannam Me Jae Ge Ami: Wo Q Beta Suny: Q K Abbo Ne Nana Abbo Ko Salam Nahi Kia

Dad: "If U Pass In The Exams, I'l Will Gift You A Cycle" Son: "If I Fail"? Dad: "I'll Will Gift You 10 Cycles" Son: "Wow! Wo Kyun"? Dad: "To Open A Cycle Shop"