Son: Dad, What Is An Idiot? Dad: An Idiot Is A Person Who Tries To Explain His Ideas In Such A Strange And Long Way That Another Person Who Is Listening To Him Can't Understand Him. Do You Understand Me? Son: No.

Dad; What's Ur Result? Son; I've Failed In 5 Subjects. Dad; From Now Onwards Don't Call Me "DAD". Son: Oh Come On Dad! Its My School Test Not A DNA Test......

1 Family Nay Sholay Film Dekhi Ghar Aa Kay Shohar Mazaq May Biwi Say Bola: NAACH BASANTI NAACH Bacha Zor Se Bola: BASANTI IS KUTTE KE SAMNE MAT NACHNA

1 Bacha Apni Mom Se: Mom 10 Rupey Dena Bahar Faqir Ko Denay Hein Mom: Kidhar Hai Faqir..? Bacha: Bechara Bahir Khara Kulfian Bech Raha Hai.

Dad: Jao Beta Mujhy 1 Glas Pani Pilao, Beta: Nai Abu Me Nai Jaskta, Me Game Khel Rha Ho. 2sra Beta: Chorye Abu Ye Tu He Hi Bdtamiz! Ap Khud Ja K Pani P...

A Kid: Why Are Some Of Ur Hair White Father? Father: Every Time U Do Something Wrong & Make Me Unhappy, One Of My Hair Turns White. Kid Thought For A Moment & Said: How Come All Of Grandfather's Hair White?? :-D

Pota: Daadi Aap Kya Tv Par Aati Hain?? Daadi: Nahi Beta..!! Pota: Tou Phir Ammi Keo Keh Rahi Thi K Tumhari Daadi Anay Wali Hain Ab Roz Drama Hoga... ;->

1 Ladka Ghar Der Se Lauta Maa: Kaha The? Beta: Film Dekhne Gaya Tha 'Maa Ka Pyar' Maa: Ab Upar Jake 1 0r Film Dekh... 'Bäap Ki Maar'

Father: What About Ur Result? Son: Wo Headmster Saab Ka Beta Fail Hy Father: What About U? Son: Wo Dr.Sab Ka Beta B Fail Hy Father: N Whats Ur Result.? Son: Wo Khan Sab Ka Beta B Fail Hy Father: U Idiot, I M Asking About...

Our Parents Spend The First Years Of Our Lives Teaching Us To Walk & Talk.. And The Next All Years Telling Us To Sit Down & Shut Up :-D ;-)

Father To Son: Agar Is Bar Tu Fail Hua To Mujhe Apna Bap Mat Kehna Next Day Father: Kiya Bana Result Ka? Son: Bas Bashir Bhai Mat Pocho

Chinese Larki Ko Dekh Kar Maa Boli Beta Ye Kis Ko Ghar Lay Aye Ho..? SON: Ammi Aap Ne Khud Hi To Kaha Tha K Cheeni Jahan Mile Lete Aana