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Hero Bhadur Hota Hai

December 13, 2009 | In: Teacher Students

Teacher: Hero Bhadur Hota Hai, Heroin Khubsurat Hoti Hai, Tum Kia Banna Chahtey Ho? Bhadur Ya Khubsurat? Student: Dono, Yani . . . "Heroinchi"

Shadi Nikaah SMS

December 13, 2009 | In: Teacher Students

Teacher: Tum Bare Ho Kr Kia Kroge? Student: Shadi... Teacher: Nahi, Mera Mutlab Hai Kia Banogy? Student: Dulha... Teacher: Oho... I Mean Bare Hokr Kia Hasil Kroge? Student: Dulhan... Teacher: Uffo Mutlab Esa Kia Kroge? Jo Tm Ne...

Whats Ur Cast

December 13, 2009 | In: Kids Jokes, Teacher Students

Teacher: What's Ur Cast? Student: Pehlay Hum Butt Thay.. Phir Bhatti Huey.. Phir Rajput Ho Gaye.. Ab Hain Darzi.. Aagay Ammi Ki Marzi....

Delhi May Kutubminaar

November 29, 2009 | In: Teacher Students

Teacher: DELHI May Kutubminaar Hai.. A Student Was Sleeping.. Teacher Wakes Him Up & Asks: "Wht Did I Say"? Student: "Delhi Mey Kutta Bimar Hai" :-)

Fathers Cheque Book

October 2, 2009 | In: Teacher Students

TEACHER: Which Book Has Helped U Most In Your Life..?? . . . . . . . . . STUDENT: My Father's Cheque Book ..;-)

Nafsiat Ka Practical

September 28, 2009 | In: Teacher Students

Nafsiat Ka Practical: Professor Ne 1 Choohe K Liye 1 Taraf Cake Or 1 Taraf Choohia Rakhi. Chooha Foran Cake Ki Taraf Lapka. Dosri Bar Cake Badal K Roti Rakhi To Chooha Roti Ko Lapka. Yun Bar Bar Food Item Badla Per Chooha Her Bar Khane Ki...

Teachr: Us Bomb Ka Naam Bataiye Jo Pakistan Ne India Par Phenka Tha Aur India Ne Usey Pencil Ki Tarhan Bana Dia? Students: Adnan SAMI....

Teacher: Main Ne Subha Ko Khoobsurat Larki Dekhi Iss Ka Future Tense Batao? Student: Mai Kal Tak Wo Larki Phassa Loonga

Aik Nursery CLASS Ka Bacha: Ma'am Main Aap Ko Kaisa Lagta Hun? Madam: Oh, Very SWEET.. BACHA Apnay Dost Se: Dekha, Maine Kaha Tha Na Line Marti Hai.

A Teacher Asked: What Is Forgiveness? A  Little Girl Gave Dis Lovly Reply: It's Da Wonderful Smell Dat A Flower Gives When It Is Being Crushed My Life

Formula of Water

May 25, 2009 | In: Teacher Students

Teacher: Pani Ka Formula Btao Studnt: H2cl+Mgsau+ Nack+Zno+H2s +O Teacher: Ye Kya Hai? Studnt: Ye Liyari Ka Pani Hai. Teacher: Pani Ka Formula Btao Studnt: H2cl+Mgsau+ Nack+Zno+H2s +O Teacher: Ye Kya Hai? Studnt: Ye Liyari...

Teacher: Jawani Aur Burhape Me Farq Btao...? Student: Jawani Me Mobile Me HASEENO K Numbers Hote Hain, Aur Burhape Me HAKEEMO K  ;-)

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