1 Class Ka Bacha Apni Miss Se Kehta He. Me Aapko Kesa Lagta Hon. Miss: So Sweet, Bacha: To Phr Me Apne Ammi Abbu Ko Aap K Ghar Kb Bhejon. Miss: Wo Q. Bacha: Take Wo Hamari Baat Aage Chalaeen, Miss: Ye Kya Bkwaas...

TEACHER: Which Book Has Helped U Most In Your Life..?? . . . . . . . . . STUDENT: My Father's Cheque...

Teacher : Which Is More Important To Us, The Sun Or The Moon? Pupil: Moon... Teacher : Why? Pupil : The Moon Gives Us Light At Night When We Need It But The Sun Gives Us Light Only In The Day Time When We Don't Need It.

Teacher: What Is The Diference B/W Orange & Apple? Santa: The Colour Of Orange Is Orange But The Colour Of Apple Is Not Apple......

Teacher: Hero Bhadur Hota Hai, Heroin Khubsurat Hoti Hai, Tum Kia Banna Chahtey Ho? Bhadur Ya Khubsurat? Student: Dono, Yani . . . "Heroinchi"

Teacher: Tum Bare Ho Kr Kia Kroge? Student: Shadi... Teacher: Nahi, Mera Mutlab Hai Kia Banogy? Student: Dulha... Teacher: Oho... I Mean Bare Hokr Kia Hasil Kroge? Student: Dulhan... Teacher: Uffo Mutlab Esa Kia Kroge? Jo Tm Ne...

Teacher: What's Ur Cast? Student: Pehlay Hum Butt Thay.. Phir Bhatti Huey.. Phir Rajput Ho Gaye.. Ab Hain Darzi.. Aagay Ammi Ki Marzi....

Teacher: DELHI May Kutubminaar Hai.. A Student Was Sleeping.. Teacher Wakes Him Up & Asks: "Wht Did I Say"? Student: "Delhi Mey Kutta Bimar Hai" :-)

TEACHER: Which Book Has Helped U Most In Your Life..?? . . . . . . . . . STUDENT: My Father's Cheque Book ..;-)

Nafsiat Ka Practical: Professor Ne 1 Choohe K Liye 1 Taraf Cake Or 1 Taraf Choohia Rakhi. Chooha Foran Cake Ki Taraf Lapka. Dosri Bar Cake Badal K Roti Rakhi To Chooha Roti Ko Lapka. Yun Bar Bar Food Item Badla Per Chooha Her Bar Khane Ki...

Teachr: Us Bomb Ka Naam Bataiye Jo Pakistan Ne India Par Phenka Tha Aur India Ne Usey Pencil Ki Tarhan Bana Dia? Students: Adnan SAMI....

Teacher: Main Ne Subha Ko Khoobsurat Larki Dekhi Iss Ka Future Tense Batao? Student: Mai Kal Tak Wo Larki Phassa Loonga