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Teacher Student Jokes Messages in Hindi / Urdu

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Teacher Shocked Student Rocked

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Category :Teacher Student Jokes

Teacher Shocked Student Rocked

Teacher:
Jo Mere Sawal Ka Jawab De Ga Wo Ghar Ja Sakta Hai,
Ek Student Ne Apna Bag Forun Khirki Se Bahir Phenka.

Teacher:
Ye Bag Kis Ne Phenka Hai???
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Student:
Main Ne … Yahooo … Chutti

Teacher Shocked.
Student Rocked.

Have A Blessed Life

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Category :Students Day SMS,Teacher Student Jokes

A Group OF Highly Educated
Students Visited Their Old
University Professor
Conversation Soon Turned Into
Complaints Abt Stress In Work N
Life.
Offering Them Coffee, Professor
Returned From Kitchen With A Pot
Of Coffee & An Assortment Of
Cups- Porcelain, Glass, Crystal,
Some Plain Looking. Some
Expensive, Some Exquisite -
Telling Them To Help Themselves
To Hot Coffee.
When All Had A Cup Of Coffee In
Hand. The Professor Said:
“If U Noticed, All The Nice Looking
Expensive Cups Were Taken Up,
Leaving Behind The Plain Ones
While It’s But Normal For U To
Want Only Only D Best, That’s Also
D Source Of Ur Stress.
What U Really Wanted Was Coffee
Not D Cup.
But U Still Went For D Best Cups N
Were Eyeing Each Other’s Cup!”
If Life Is Coffee,
Then Jobs, Money N Status In
Society Are D Cups.
They Are Just Tools To Hold N
Contain Life.
Don’t Let The Cups Drive U
Enjoy The Coffee… =)

Have A Blessed Life … ^_^

Funny Jokes Of Teacher

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Category :Teacher Student Jokes,Teachers Day SMS

My Teacher Pointed At Me With A Ruler & Said:
“At D End Of This Ruler Is An Idiot”

I Still Dont Undrstand
Y I Got Rusticated.
I Only Askd Him,
“Which End Sir?”

Teacher vs Student Jokes

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Category :Teacher Student Jokes

Teacher:
Batao
Fast,
Faster,
Fastest
Forms Ko Urdu Mai Kesay Kahey Gen?

Student:
Bhag,
Taiz Bhag,
Bhag Teri Maa Ki…

Teachers Vs Students Sms

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Category :Teacher Student Jokes

Teacher;
Homewrk Kiun Nhi Kiya?

Stdnt;
Sir,Light Nhi Thi

Teachr;
To Mom Batti Jala Lete

Student;
Sir,Maachis Nhi Thi

Teachr;
Machis Kiun Nai Thi

Student;
Masjid Me Rkhi Thi.

Teachr;
To Wahan Se Le Aate

Student;
Nahaya Hua Nhi Tha

Teachr;
Nahaye Kiun Nhi Thy

Student;
Pani Nhi Tha Sir

Teachr;
Pani Kiun Nhi Tha?

Student;
Sir Motor Nhi Chal Rahi Thi.

Teachr;
Ullu K Pathy Motor Kiun Nai Chal Rahi Thi ?

Student;
Sir Bataya To Hy Light Nhi Thi. .

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