Memon Approach?
An Old Memon Lady Died In USA ,
Where She Was Staying With Her Daughter.
Daughter Made Arrangements
For The Body To Be Sent Back To Pakistan.
On Top Of The Coffin Was A Letter Which Said;
Dear Bhai,
I Am Sending AMMA’s Body To Pakistan,
As It Was Her Wish To Be Buried In Pakistan .
Under AMMA’s Body Are 12 Cans Of Cheese
For Your Little Boy Ali,
10 Packs Of Chocolates
For Your Cute Little Meena
&
8 Packs Of Perfumes For Your Wife.
AMMA Is Wearing A Brand New Pair Of REEBOK Shoes
For Kaasim Bhai And There Two Pairs Shoes Stuffed
On Left-Side Of The Coffin For Jubaida & Jarina.
AMMA Is Wearing 6 Brand New NIKE T-Shirts,
Large One Is For Sattar Bhai
Other Four Are For His Boys.
She Is Also Wearing Two LEVI’S Jeans
For The Boys.
She Is Also Wearing Swiss Made ROLEX Watch
On Her Left Hand For Johra Baji
And Gold Necklace And Earings For Kulsoom Aunty.
If You Need Anything Else
Do Let Me Know,
Because ABBA Is Also Not Feeling Well.
Regards
From Juleikha, Abdul Gafphar & Chokra (Kids)
