Computer Shairi – Part 6

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Computer Shairi – 6

Abhi Abhi To Pyaar Ka Computer Kiya Hai Chaaloo
Abb Main Dil Ki Hard Disk Pe Aur Kitni Files Daaloon

Apne Chehre Se Ruswaai Ka Error To Hatao
Ae Jaaneman Apne Dil Ka Password To Batao

Woh To Hum Hain Jo Aap Ki Chahat Dil Mein Rakhte Hain
Warna Aap Jaisa Kitne Hi Softwares Bazaar Mein Bikte Hain

Roz Raat Ko Aap Mere Sapne Mein Aate Ho
Mere Pyaar Ko Mouse Bana Ke Ungaliyon Pe Nachaate Ho

Tere Pyaar Ka Email Mere Dil Ko Lubhata Hai
Per Beech Mein Tere Baap Ka Virus Aata Hai

Aur Karvaoge Hum Se Kitnaa Intezaar
Hamare Dil Ki Site Pe Kabhi Enter To Maro Yaar

Computer Shairi – Part 4

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Computer Shairi – 4

Company Kee Ladkiyaan Sunder Hain…Aur Lonely Hain
Problem Hai Ki Bus Voh…Read Only Hain

Woh Samajhte Hain Dil Tod Diya To Hum Dead Hain
Woh Nahin Jaante Ki Is Dil Main Aur Kitne Thread Hain

Apne Chehre Se Ruswaiyoon Ka ERROR To Hatao
Janeman Apne Dil Ka PASSWORD To Batao!

Wo To Hum Hai Jo Aap Ki Chahat Ko Dil Mein Rakh Ke Ghoomte Hai
Warna Aap Jaise SOFTWARES To Bazaar Mein Bikte Hai!

Roz Raat Ko Aap Mere Sapno Mein Aati Ho
Mere Pyar Ko MOUSE Bana Ke Apni Ungaliyoon Se Nachati Ho!

Computer Shairi – Part 3

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Computer Shairi – 3

Dil Se Ek Ishq Ki , Application Create Kar Raha Hoon
Pyaar Se Debug Karna ,Mein Wait Kar Raha Hoon

Nazar Mein To Kai Hain , Aur Shaayad Lonely Hain
Problem Yehi Hai Ki Voh ,Ab Read Only Hain

Tumhaare Intezaar Mein ,Neend Aayee So Gaya
Yeh Dekho Mera Connection ,Time Out Ho Gaya

Ab Aur Kaho Na Tum, “But” Ya “If”
Tum Ho Meri Zindagi Ki Animated Gif

Main Tumhein Pyaar Kyun Karoon,Tum Nahi Ho Ash
Phir Bhi Tumhe Dekh Kar Mera,System Hota Hai Crash

Tum Chaho To Mujhay Apnay Seenay Main Chupa Saktey Ho

Tum Chaho To Mujhay Apnay Seenay Main Chupa Saktey Ho
Tum Chaho To Mujhay Apnay Dil Ki Har Baat Bata Saktey Ho
Tum Chaho To Mujhay Sahra Say Nikal Saktey Ho
Tum Chaho To Mujhay Saiban Day Saktey Ho

Tum Chaho To Mujhay Tapte Dhoop Say Bacha Saktey Ho
Tum Chaho To Mujhay Apnay Wajood Main Chupa Saktey Ho
Tum Chaho To Andairee Raat Ki Chadar Parh Kar
Tum Chaho To Ik Diya Roshni Ka Jala Saktey Ho
Tumhay Malom Hai Kay Yah Zinadagi Kuch Dino Ki Hai
Tum Chaho To Isay Hans Kar Guzar Saktey Ho

Tum Chaho To Mujhay Apne Zindagi Bana Saktey Ho
Tum Chaho To Mujhay Apnay Seenay Main Chupa Saktey Ho
Tum Chao To Mujhay Apnay Dil Ki Har Baat Bata Saktey Ho

Tum Chaho To Kia Nahi Kar Saktey Ho
Tum Chaho To Sub Kuch Kar Saktey Ho

Main Shohar Number 420

Aap Ne Veer-Zara Film Dekhi Hai? Film Ke End Mein Jab Veer (Shahrukh Khan) Buddha Ho Jata Hai, To Aik Khoobsurat Poem Mein Apna Haal Sunata Hai “Main Qaidi Number 786, Jail Ki Salakhon Se Bahar Deikhta Hoon”. Akhir Mein Uski Zara Ke Sath Shadi Ho Jati Hai Aur Film Wahin Pe Khatam Hoti Hai. Leikin Is Ke Baad Veer (Shahrukh Khan) Kiya Kehta Hai? Wo Hazir Khidmet Hey……

Main Shohar Number 420
Khirki Se Bahar Deikhta Hoon
Larkiyon Se Bhari College Ki Bus,
Jab Unhain Chor K Jaati Hai
Aik Larki Jo Paros Mein Rehti Hai,
Mere Saamne Aati Hai
Khud Ko Samiya Kehti Hai
Mujhe Uncle Bulati Hai
Aisi Pariyon Ko Deikh Kar,
Bahar Jaane Ko Jee Karta Hai
Khirki Se Neeche Kood Kar,
Hath Milane Ko Jee Karta Hai
Apni Biwi Ko Chor Kar,
Bhaag Jaane Ko Jee Karta Hai
Wo Kehte Hain Uska Bhai Tandrust Hai Bohat
Phir Bhi Maar Khane Ko Jee Karta Hai
Wo Kehte Hain Ab Kuch Hath Nahin Aaye Ga
Phir Bhi Kuch Paane Ko Jee Karta Hai

Us Ne Kaha Mujh Se Kitna Pyaar Hai???????

Sawal Jawab
Us Ne Kaha Mujh Se Kitna Pyaar Hai???????
Mene Kaha Sitaron Ka Koi Shumaar Nahin

Us Ne Kaha K Kon Tumhen Hai Buhat Azeez?
Mene Kaha Dil Pe Jiska Ikhtiaar Hai

Us Ne Kaha K Konsa Tohfa Main Tumhen Dun?
Mene Kaha Wahi Shaam Jo Ab Tak Udhaar Hai

Us Ne Kaha Khizaan Main Mulaqat Ka Jawaz?
Mene Kaha Qurb Ka Matlab Bahar Hai

Us Ne Kaha Senkaroon Gham Zindagi Main Hain?
Mene Kaha Gham Nahin Jab Gham Gusaar Saath Hain

Us Ne Kaha Saath Kahan Tak Nibhaogi ??????
Mene Kaha Jitni Yeh Saans Ki Taar Hai

Us Ne Kaha Mujhko Yeqeen Aye Kis Tarah???
Mene Kaha Naam Mera Aitbaar Hai

Computer Shairi – Part 9

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Computer Shairi – 9

Aapka Chehra Monitor Ki Tarha Chamak Raha Hai
UV Rays Ki Tarha Meri Aankhon Mai Khatak Raha Hai

Nahi Sehen Hota Daalloo Monitor Pe Protective Shield
Naqaab Kahaan Se Laaoon, Searching Is Not My Field

Baaloon Se Tere Milta Julta Hai Cheel Ka Jhopdha
Sar Khoola To Kuch Na Tha Inside Of Your Khopdha

Keyboard Pe Ungliyaan Maar Maar Ke Thak Gaya
Par Tere Bheje Tak Cpu Tak Kuch Input Na Gaya

Ghodhe Ki Taangoon Ki Tarha Chalti Hai Teri Zubaan
Gadhoon Jaisi Bandarroon Jaisi Hai Teri Muskaan

Ab Tere Shut Down Ka Time Aaya Shukr-E-Khuda
Is Puraane Aaple Ko Phek Ke Loonga Compaq Nayaa

Agar Compaq Kharaab Huaa To Hogii Return Policy
I Will Sit On My Tashreef On My Kursee

Computer Shairi – Part 8

Computer Shairi – 8

Meri Jindagi To Ho Gayee Hai , Ek Boring Khel
Kabse Online Baitha Hoon ,Na E-Mail Aati Hai Na Fe-Male !

Teri LOVELY EYES Ne
Mujpe Ek EFFECT Kiya Hai
Ki Maine Sabko REJECT Karke
Tujko SELECT Kiya Hai!
SELECT Kiya Maine Pyar Se
Dil Nahi Todna Mera INKAAR Se!!

Ab Probably You Need An IBM Beef

Door Se Dekha Series

Door Se Dekha Series [ New ]

Door Se Dekha To Santra Tha
Pass Jaake Dekha To Bhi Santra Tha
Chooke Dekha To Bhi Santra Tha
Chakh Ke Dekha To Bhi Santra Tha
Wah, Kya Santra Tha !!

Door Se Dekha To Haseena Baal Sukha Rahee Thee,
Kareeb Jakar Dekha To Gayein(Cow) Dum Hilaa Rahee Thee

Door Se Dekha To Kuchh Dikha Nahi…
Dooor Se Dekhaaa… To Kuchh Dikha Nahi…
Paas Jake Dekhaa To Kuchh Tha Hi Nahi

Door Se Dekha To Patthhar Dikhta Tha…
Dooor Se Dekha… To Patthharr Dikhtaa Thaa…
Paas Jake Dekha To… Suchmuch Patthhar Hi Thaa.

Door Se Dekha To Paani Baras Raha Tha
Door Se Dekha To Paani Baras Raha Tha
Paas Gaya… To Bheeg Gaya.

Door Se Dekha To Sher Tha
Door Se Dekha To Sher Tha
Is Liye Paas Gaya Hi Naihn.

Door Se Dekha To Ganje Uchak Rahe Thea
Door Se Dekha To Ganje Uchak Rahe Thea
Pass Jake Dekha To Unde Ubal Rahe The..

Shadi Nama !! Very Funny

Shadi Say Pehlay
Wo Mujh Say Poochti Hay Raat Itni Beyzaban Kiyon Hay
Mein Kehta Hoon Zaban Tu Derd Ki Shidet Say Hoti Hay

Shadi Kay Baad
Woh Mujh Say Poochteee Hai Tum Itnay Bay Zubaan Kyoon Ho
Main Kehta Hoon Too Itnee Bud Zabaan Jo Hai

Shadi Say Pehlay
Mein Kehta Hoon Mujhay Tum Achi Gati Achi Lagti Ho
Wo Mujh Say Poochti Hay Derd Say Derney Lagay Ho Kiya

Shadi Kay Baad
Main Kehta Hoon Tum Mujhay Zehar Lagtee Ho
Woh Mujh Say Poochtee Hai Jeenay Kee Umang Naheen Kyaa

Shadi Say Pehlay
Wo Kehti Hay Teri Awaz Mein Kuch Masoomiyat Si Hay
Mein Kehta Hoon Yeh Mazloomiyet K Baad Aati Hay

Shadi Kay Baad
Wo Kehtee Hai Mairee Awaaz Main Zaalmyat Bohot Hai
Main Kehta Hoon Yeh Zalimyet Mujhay Peetnay Kay Baad Atee Hai

Shadi Say Pehlay
Wo Mujh Say Poochti Hay Badloon Ko Kab Bulao Gay
Mein Kehta Hoon Tumhan Jab Dhoop Ka Mohsum Sataney Laggay

Shadi Kay Baad
Woh Mujh Say Poochtee Hai Amman Aur Behnoon Ko Kub Bulaoo Gay
Main Kehta Hoon Tum Jub Tankhwaa Main Say 1000 Rupay Bachaoo Gee

Shadi Say Pehlay
Wo Mujh Say Poochti Hay Piyaar Ka Matlab Batao Gay
Mein Kehta Hoon Yahan Her Baat Ka Matlab Nahin Hota

Shadi Kay Baad
Woh Mujh Say Poochtee Hai Pyaar Aur Jootay Main Farq Bataoo Gay
Mein Kehta Hoon Waqt Aik Sa Naheen Rehtaa

Shadi Say Pehlay
Wo Boli Kiya Zarooret Thi Mujhay Tum Sath Rekhtey
Mein Kehta Hoon Rooh Bin Jism Kiya Kerta Kahan Jata

Shadi Kay Baad
Woh Bolee Kyoon Mairee Kismet Phoot Gaee Jo Tum Milay
Main Kehta Hoon Ghaltee Insaan Hee Say Hotee Hai

Shadi Say Pehlay
Wo Boli Sunno Ferhet Mujhay Tum Say Muhabbat Hay
Mein Kehta Hoon Tum Tu Khud Meri Riyazet Ho

Shadi Kay Baad
Woh Boli Sunho Ganjoo Mujhay Tum Say Nafrat Hai
Main Kehta Hoon Tum Khud Mairee Shikast Ho

Shadi Say Pehlay
Muhabbat Chup Nahin Rehti Kissi Bhi Pal Kaha Uss Ney
Kaha Mein Ney Muhabbat Bin Tu Kainaat Goongi Hay

Shadi Kay Baad
Ganjee Tind Chupee Naheen Rehtee Tumharee Mujhay Kaha Usnay
Kaha Mainay Baal Bin To Mairee Jawanee Adhooree Hai

Shadi Say Pehlay
Wo Boli Ferhat Tumhan Tanhaiyon Say Der Nahin Lagta
Mein Bola Yeh Sawal Tum KHUDA Sey Ker K Dekho

Shadi Kay Baad
Woh Bolee Kam Bakht To Tanha Baher Naheen Reh Sakta
Main Bola Yeh Sawaal Tum Mairee Amman Say Kerkay Daikho

Shadi Say Pehlay
Wo Boli Derd K Uss Par Bhi Ik Derd Hota Hay
Uus K Baad Mein Kitni Der Tak Kuch Nahin Bola

Shadi Kay Baad
Woh Boli Ghur Kay Us Paar Bhee Aik Ghur Hota Hai
Us Kay Baad Mairay Moon Main Khaak Jo Main Boloon Kam Bakht Koo Kuch

Waqaee, Ghur Kay Us Paar Bhee Aik Ghur Hosakta Hai, Kyoon Na Try Kee Jaey.

Saathyoon Aap Yeh Nazam Ager 10 People Ko Forward Kertay Hain Aap Ko Achee BV Milay Gee Otherwise Aapkee Kahanee Bhee Is Sitam Zareefee Ka Shikaar Hogee Jaisay Kay Ayaan Hai Aur Bayaan Hai Munderja Bala.