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Laga Maarne Zaalim Dhakke,
Bebas Thee, Diye Peeth Pe Mukke,
Laga Mazaa Ab Aane Muhko Bhi,
Chootar Utha Diye Maine Bhi.

Khoon Nirantar Bah Raha Thha Mera,
Kisko Gam Tha, Yeh Din Thaa Mera,
Utha-Utha Ke, Mohan Ne Le Li,
Mauka Dekh, Daali Gaand Mein Ungli.

“Chodo Mohan, Apni Dimple Ko Chodo,”
Cheekhi Main, “Aur Jor Se Chodo”,
”Thahar Jaa Randi,” Bola Mohan,
Loot Liya Zaalim Ne Mera Yauvan.

Laal Ho Gaya Thha Mukh Uska,
Theek Waqt Pe Choot Se Khiska,
Mere Munh Pe Laaya Pichkaari,
Paa Kar Juice, Meri Nikli Kilkaari.

“Pahle Kahaan Mara Thaa Ab Tak,
Ab Chodega Mujhko Tu Tab Tak,”
“Jab Tak Bani Rahe Aazadi,
Ya Jab Tak Ho Meri Shaadi,”.

Pyara Mohan Haule Se Muskaaya,
Haami Mein, Mera Mamma Sahlaaya,
Us Din Se Apnee Life Hai Simple,
Main Hoon Apne Mohan Ki Dimple.

Dheere Se Choot Mein Ungli Daali,
Dil Ab Dar Se Ho Gaya Khaali,
Daali Jeebh Jab Mohan Ne Andar,
Choot Ban Gayi Ek Samandar.

Ghoom Gaya Mohan Bistar Par,
Munh Mein Lund, Rakha Choot Pe Sar,
Choos-Choos Kar Laya Toofan,
Maine Bhi Choosa Uska Ufaan.

Munh Mein Aaya Namkeen ‘Milkmaid’,
Choosa Mohan Ko, Ab Hui Asli Raid,
Mohan Ke Laude Ne Roop Dikhaya,
Dekh Ke Mera. Sar Chakaraaya.

Rakha Lund Ko Choot Ke Munh Pe,
Ik Dhakka Aur Haath Mere Munh Pe,
Aankhein Meri Poori Phat Gayi,
Cheekh Band, Par Choot Chatakh Gayi.

Janam-Janam Ki Pyaas Thi Meri,
Kaise Sahti Ab Aur Doori,
Chipak Gayi Mohan Ke Tan Se,
Laga Choomne Wo Bhi Manse.

Choochi Tan Gayi, Choot Akad Gayi,
Laga Main Ladki Se Aurat Ban Gayi,
Mohan Ne Mujhe Kar Diya Nanga,
Kapde Utare Apne, Shuru Hua Panga.

Lund Dekh Ke, Meri Phat Gayi,
Koshish Kee, Par Cheekh Nikal Gayi,
“Nahin-Nahin Mohan, Main Mar Jaungi,
Itne Bade Lund Se Nahin Chudvaungi,”.

Mohan Dheeme Se Muskaya,
Choochiyon Ko Seene Se Chipkaaya,
Mammey Choose Dheere, Phir Jor Se,
Mazaa Aa Gaya Raam Kasam Se.

Hoon Main Sexy, Naughty & Simple,
Pyaari Hoon, Naam Hai Dimple,
Laga Hai Mujhko Satravaan Saal,
Raaton Ko Hota Hai Haal Behaal.

Khud Hi Dabaati Hoon Apni Choochiyan,
Roz Choot Mein, Daaltee Hoon Ungliyaan,
Sapno Mein Bas Milte Hain Lund,
Aankh Khule, To Tanhai Ki Thund.

Aise Mein Chhat Pe Dekha Jab Usko,
Dil Mera Laga Karne Disco,
Woh Thha Mera Naya Padosi,
Umr Pachhees, Naam Mohan Joshi.

Ankhiya Milee, Phir Dil Muskaaye,
Jaldi Hee Hum Aur Karib Aaye,
Phir Ik Din Aisa Bhi Aaya,
Ik Kamre Mein Sirf, Mohan Ko Paaya.

Din To Kat Jaate Hain Mohan,
Raato Ko Jalta Hai Tan-Munn!
Tanhayi Ki Lambi Raatein Hain Ye,
Kab Aaoge, Mere Mohan?

Sisak Rahi Thhi Main Kal Bhi.
Aankhon Mein Thhe Ansoo Do,
Dil Mein Bas Teri Hi Moorat,
Chabaa Rahi Thhi Honthon Ko!

Darwaze Pe Dastak Sunke,
Kaise Khud Ko Sambhlaaya?
Nahin Chaahti Thhi Main Phir Bhi,
Darwaje Pe Khud Ko Paaya!

Yakeen Naheen Hota Thha Dilko,
Par Tum Thhe Darwaje Pe.
Khushi Ke Ansoo, Yun Bah Nikle,
Jaise Ganga, Shiv Ke Sar Pe!

Lagey Choomne, Tum Honthon Ko,
Maar Rahi Thhi Mukke Tumko.
“Kahaan Gaye Thhe, Jaalim Mohan,
Chhor Ke Apni Dimple Ko?”
Mukaskaye Tum, Sadaa Ki Bhaanti,
Haule Se Mera Blouse Hataaya.
Kabhi Kalayee Ko Chooma Aur,
Kabhi Mera Mamma Sahlaaya!

Rok Rakha Thha, Saat Maah Se,
Baandh Sabr Ka Toot Gaya!
Ek Samandar, Aankhon Se Aur,
Ek Choot Se Chhoot Gaya!

Lita Ke Mujhko, Late Gaye Tum,
Chhati Mammon Se Chipkaayi.
Tadap Ke Maine, Tumko Phenka,
Upar Phir Ab, Main Aayi!

Lagi Khelne, Main Laude Se,
Sisak Rahe Thhe Kaise Tum?
Kitna Accha Lagta Hai Mohan,
Saath Mein Hon Jab Main Aur Tum?

Jeebh Meri Laude Pe Paake,
Jor Se Tum Kaise Tadpe?
Lagi Choosne, Kabhi Chaatne,
Pyaar Tera, Leke Dilpe!

Tumne Bhi ‘Miss’ Kiya Hai Mujhko,
Jaldi Hi Maine Jaana.
Kucch Pal Mein Hi, Bhar Diya Munh,
Aur, Kardiya Mujhko Deewana!

So Jaata Koi Doosra, Mohan,
Par Tum Kitne Ho Pyaare.
Lage Choosne Choot Ko Meri,
Tumne Mere Bhaag Sawaare!

Rote-Rote, Bol Rahi Thhi,
“Please Mujhe Chodo Mohan.”
Choos Rahe Thhe, Choot Ko Tum Yun,
Kiya Naa Ho, Jaise Bhojan!

Kayi Sadee Tak Choosa Mujhko,
Badan Se Jharney Bah Nikle.
Akhir Pighla, Tera Dil Bhi,
Chodne Ko Tum Bhi Macchle!

Shirt Tumhari, Tan Pe Hee Thhi,
Chubhta Thha Pen Parker Ka.
Pyaar Se Pen Ko, Rakha Sirhane,
Choot Pe Paaya Lund Lohe Ka!

Andar-Bahar, Karte Thhe Tum,
Meri Choot Mein Laude Ko.
Aag Lag Rahi Thhi Munn Mein Jab,
Masal Rahe Thhe Mammon Ko!

Choosi Jab Choochiyan Tumhari,
Kada Ho Gaya Thha Lauda.
Jor Se Cheekhe, Nocha Mukhko,
‘Leak’ Ho Gaye, Jaise Ghoda!

“Aah, Ooh,” Karte Thhe Jab Tum,
Leta Thha Dil Ik Angdaayi!
Nadi Mil Rahi, Ho Saagar Se,
Aisi Teri-Meri Chudaayi.

Apni Cheekh Ki Teji Ne,
Ik Pal Mein Mujhko Jaga Diya.
Khidki Kamre Ki Khul Gayi Thhi,
Hawa Ne Mujhko Dara Diya!

“Kahan Ho Mohan, Kahan Ho Tum,
Phir Mujhko Chhal Gaye Kya Tum?”
Bhari Jawaani, Mein Main Vidhwaa,
Aisa Mera, Jeena Bin Tum!

Ankhon Se Aansoo Beh Nikle,
Gale Mein Phans Gayi Ik Hichkee.
Haath Pahunch Gaya Takiye Neeche,
Aur Main Ek Dum Se Thithkee!

Thanda-Thandaa Haath Mein Aaya,
Pen Parker Ka Wahee Tumhara.
Kya Sach Hai, Aur Kya Hai Sapnaa,
Naa Samjhe Ye Dil Bechaara!

“Mohan Please, Sach Bolo Kya,
Tum Thhe Meri Baahon Mein?
Khata Bata Do, Meri Mohan,
Mar Jaungi Warna Main!

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue…
I’m In Love But Not With You..
When We Broke Up You Thought I Cried
But All It Was..
Was Another Guy
You Told Your Friends That I Was A Trick
I Told Mine That You Had A Weak Dick
I Said I Loved You
And You Thought It Was True
But Guess What Baby?
You Got Played Too!!

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The BCCI Thought It
Appropriate Since The Team Is
Going Thru A Bad Period…

Din To Kat Jaate Hain Mohan,
Raato Ko Jalta Hai Tan-Munn!
Tanhayi Ki Lambi Raatein Hain Ye,
Kab Aaoge, Mere Mohan?

Sisak Rahi Thhi Main Kal Bhi.
Aankhon Mein Thhe Ansoo Do,
Dil Mein Bas Teri Hi Moorat,
Chabaa Rahi Thhi Honthon Ko!

Darwaze Pe Dastak Sunke,
Kaise Khud Ko Sambhlaaya?
Nahin Chaahti Thhi Main Phir Bhi,
Darwaje Pe Khud Ko Paaya!

Yakeen Naheen Hota Thha Dilko,
Par Tum Thhe Darwaje Pe.
Khushi Ke Ansoo, Yun Bah Nikle,
Jaise Ganga, Shiv Ke Sar Pe!

Lagey Choomne, Tum Honthon Ko,
Maar Rahi Thhi Mukke Tumko.
“Kahaan Gaye Thhe, Jaalim Mohan,
Chhor Ke Apni Dimple Ko?”
Mukaskaye Tum, Sadaa Ki Bhaanti,
Haule Se Mera Blouse Hataaya.
Kabhi Kalayee Ko Chooma Aur,
Kabhi Mera Mamma Sahlaaya!

Rok Rakha Thha, Saat Maah Se,
Baandh Sabr Ka Toot Gaya!
Ek Samandar, Aankhon Se Aur,
Ek Choot Se Chhoot Gaya!

Lita Ke Mujhko, Late Gaye Tum,
Chhati Mammon Se Chipkaayi.
Tadap Ke Maine, Tumko Phenka,
Upar Phir Ab, Main Aayi!

Lagi Khelne, Main Laude Se,
Sisak Rahe Thhe Kaise Tum?
Kitna Accha Lagta Hai Mohan,
Saath Mein Hon Jab Main Aur Tum?

Jeebh Meri Laude Pe Paake,
Jor Se Tum Kaise Tadpe?
Lagi Choosne, Kabhi Chaatne,
Pyaar Tera, Leke Dilpe!

Tumne Bhi ‘Miss’ Kiya Hai Mujhko,
Jaldi Hi Maine Jaana.
Kucch Pal Mein Hi, Bhar Diya Munh,
Aur, Kardiya Mujhko Deewana!

So Jaata Koi Doosra, Mohan,
Par Tum Kitne Ho Pyaare.
Lage Choosne Choot Ko Meri,
Tumne Mere Bhaag Sawaare!

Rote-Rote, Bol Rahi Thhi,
“Please Mujhe Chodo Mohan.”
Choos Rahe Thhe, Choot Ko Tum Yun,
Kiya Naa Ho, Jaise Bhojan!

Kayi Sadee Tak Choosa Mujhko,
Badan Se Jharney Bah Nikle.
Akhir Pighla, Tera Dil Bhi,
Chodne Ko Tum Bhi Macchle!

Shirt Tumhari, Tan Pe Hee Thhi,
Chubhta Thha Pen Parker Ka.
Pyaar Se Pen Ko, Rakha Sirhane,
Choot Pe Paaya Lund Lohe Ka!

Andar-Bahar, Karte Thhe Tum,
Meri Choot Mein Laude Ko.
Aag Lag Rahi Thhi Munn Mein Jab,
Masal Rahe Thhe Mammon Ko!

Choosi Jab Choochiyan Tumhari,
Kada Ho Gaya Thha Lauda.
Jor Se Cheekhe, Nocha Mukhko,
‘Leak’ Ho Gaye, Jaise Ghoda!

“Aah, Ooh,” Karte Thhe Jab Tum,
Leta Thha Dil Ik Angdaayi!
Nadi Mil Rahi, Ho Saagar Se,
Aisi Teri-Meri Chudaayi.

Apni Cheekh Ki Teji Ne,
Ik Pal Mein Mujhko Jaga Diya.
Khidki Kamre Ki Khul Gayi Thhi,
Hawa Ne Mujhko Dara Diya!

“Kahan Ho Mohan, Kahan Ho Tum,
Phir Mujhko Chhal Gaye Kya Tum?”
Bhari Jawaani, Mein Main Vidhwaa,
Aisa Mera, Jeena Bin Tum!

Ankhon Se Aansoo Beh Nikle,
Gale Mein Phans Gayi Ik Hichkee.
Haath Pahunch Gaya Takiye Neeche,
Aur Main Ek Dum Se Thithkee!

Thanda-Thandaa Haath Mein Aaya,
Pen Parker Ka Wahee Tumhara.
Kya Sach Hai, Aur Kya Hai Sapnaa,
Naa Samjhe Ye Dil Bechaara!

“Mohan Please, Sach Bolo Kya,
Tum Thhe Meri Baahon Mein?
Khata Bata Do, Meri Mohan,
Mar Jaungi Warna Main!

Teacher:
Name Some Films
That Have Almost Same Stories?

Pappu:
Madam, Blue Films.

Teacher:
Name Some Films
That Have Almost Same Stories?

Pappu:
Madam, Blue Films.