Inspirational Funny Text Messages in English

Is A Friend Of Yours With Some Trouble And Need A Good Laugh? Does Your Girlfriend Like Your Good Sense Of Humor? Why Not Sending Some Funny Messages To Cheer Up People You Know? Here Are Some Good Thoughts, Phrases, Comments That Would Be Nice To Read And May Take A Gag Out Of A Friend:

• Funny SMS Messages
  An Old Man Aproaches A Priest And Asks Him
  Is It Sin To Have Sex At 90 Years Old?
  The Priest Answers:
  ‘No Sir, It Is Not Sin, It Is A Miracle’

• Funny Text Messages
  A Monkey Asks His Mother:
  Why Are We So Ugly Mum?And Mum Says :Ugly? Us?
  You Only Say That Because You Don’t Kno
  The Person Who Is Reading This Message!

• Funny Messages in English
  The Luckiest Woman Alive Is
  The One Who Is Married To An Archeologist.
  Because The Older She Gets,
  The More He Likes Her.

• Funny SMS Greetings
  If You Take The Hand Of A Woman
  Before Wedding It Is Called Love.
  After Marriage It Is Called Self-Defense.

• Funny SMS Wishes
  I Went For A Psychologist And
  He Said That I Was Crazy
  I Asked For A Second Opinion And He Answered:
  Well, You’re Ugly Too

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Funny Sms In Hindi In 140 Words

• Funny Jokes in Hindi 140 Words
  Jab Reshma Ki Jawani Ai Tab Hm Bacchay Thy,
  Ab Sheila Ki Jawani Ai To Hmare Bacchay Hyn.
  Ye Larkiyan Sahi Waqt Pe Jawan Q Nhi Hotein ?.
  Maulana Fazal-Ur-Rehman

• Funny Hindi Sms 140 Words
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  Fresh Orange Juice Ka Dibba Bheja Hy
  Just 4 U
  Khali Hy
  Paaon Maar Kar “Patakha” Baja Lena
  Saady Naal Raho Gy Te Aesh Karo Gy.!

• Funny 140 Characters Sms in Hindi
  Pathan Ne New Shop Kholi
  Shop Ki Opening Hote Hi Logo Ne
  Mar Mar Kar Bhga DyaQ ?
  Shop Kafan Ki Kholi Or Bord Likhwaya
  K 1 Kafan Lene Par Bache Ka Kafan FREE

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Funny SMS in 140 Words

• Funny Messages in 140 Words
  Words By A Girl…!!Dear Dad,
  I Feel Very Proud
  & Lucky To Have Your Surname. ..

  Then
  Why R You Forcing Me To Change It ?

• 140 Words Funny SMS
  The Most Emotional Moment In A Boy’s Life,
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  When A Girl Says,
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  “Can You Give Me Your Number”Itni Khushi!!
  Itni Khushi!!

• Funny Text SMS in 140 Characters
  Facebook Should Have A Limit On
  How Many Times You Can Change
  Your Relationship Status.After 3 It Should Default To
  “Unstable”. :O

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Funny SMS in 140 Characters

• Funny Messages in English
  Those Who Say That
  Words Can Never Hurt
  Them ,Never Got Hit
  In The Head With The
  DICTIONARY . . . =P =D

• Funny Text Messages in 140
  New Traffic Logo
  Please Drive Carefully
  As Doctors Are On Strike ….

• Flirting Funny SMS in 140 Characters
  I M Engaged With SomeoneBoy 2 Girl:
  I Luv U…Girl:
  I M Engaged With Someone N I Have Boyfriend…
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  Boy:
  After Long Thinking…
  “Janu Mujhe B Kahin Adjust Karlo”!! ;->

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140 Words SMS in Hindi

• 140 Words Shayari
  Gam Na Kar Zindgi Bahut Badi Hai
  Chahat Ki Mehfil Tere Liye Saji Hai
  Bas Ek Baar Muskura Kar To Dekh
  Takdeer Khud Tujhse Milne Bahar Khadi Hai.

• Funny SMS in 140 Words
  Modern Definition Of Boy FriendA Person Who Has TO Lyk
  All The Status N Photos OF Her G
  NO Matter How Bad They Are

• Exam SMS in 140 Words
  College LifeASSIGNMENT Copy Karte Time

  Oye!! Ye Kya Likha Hai ??
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  Jo Word Samajh Aa Raha Hai Wo Likh,
  Jo Nai Aa Raha Uska Aisa Hi Design Bana De!!

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