A Woman Worries About The Future Until She Gets A Husband. A Man Never Worries About The Future Until He Gets A Wife..

Old Wife: Khirki K Parde Lagwa Do Naya Parosi Mujhe Dekhne Ki Koshish Karta Hai Husband: 1 Bar Dekh Lene Do Phir Wo Khud Parde Lagwa Lega :)

1 Shohar Khubsurat Tha Or BV Kali Thi, Shohar: Hum Dono Jannati Hai, Bivi: Kesy? Shohar: Tum Mujhe Dekh Kar Shukar Ada Krti Ho Or M Tumhay Dek Kar Toba Krta...

1st: Biwi Se Larai Khatam Howi? 2nd: Ghutney Taik K Mere Pass Ai Thi 1st: Usne Ghutne Taik K Kya Kaha? 2nd: Yahi K Bed Ke Niche Se Niak Ao Kuch Nai...

Bv: Ap Nay Pichlay Sal Eid Par Meri Ami Ko Lohay Ki Kursi Di The Is Saal Kia Irada Ha Shohar: Is Saal Us Main Current Chornay Ka Irada Ha

Husband Wife Ki Larai Ho Rahi Thi Unka Chota Bacha Bhe Wahan Betha Tha. Husband: Tu Sali Kutti. Wife: Tu Sala Kutta Bacha Masumiat Se Bola Or Main Sala Puppy.

Wife Or Husband Market Ja Re Thay To Ik Faqeer Ne Kaha: "Shehzadi 5 Rupay Dede, Andha Hoon" Husband: Dedo, Tumhe Shehzadi Keh Raha Hai To Zaroor Andha Hoga.

Shohar Apni Bv Ko Dafna K Ghar Aya He Tha K Achank Zor Se Bijli Chamki Or Tufani Barish Shuru Ho Gai, Shohar Ne Asman Ko Dekha Or Bola! Lagta Hai Pohnch Gai...

Husband: Hypnotise Karna Kya Hota Hay? Wife: Kisi Ko Apnay Control Mein Kar K Apni Marzi K Kaam Karwaana. Husband: Chal Jhooti, Usay To Shaadi Kehtay Han.:-)

Husband & Wife Men Jhagra Hua Tou Wife Ne Apni Maa Ko Fone Kia: "Main Aap K Haan Aa Rahi Hon, Mera Un Se Jhagra Ho Gaya" Maa Ny Kaha: "Usay Apne Kiye Ki Saza Milni Chahiye, Tum Wahin Thehro Main Tumhary Haan Aa Rahi Hoon ..." ;->

Bemar Shohar: Mujhe Janwaron K Doctor K Pas Le Jao.. Biwi: Woh Kiun? Shohar: Roz Subah Murghey Ki Tarah Uth Jata Hun Ghoray Ki Tara Bhag K Daftar Jata Hun Gadhy Ki Tarah Kam Karta Hun Ghar Aa K Sub Par Kuttey Ki Tarah Bhonkta Hun Aur Raat Ko...

Wife Husband Say: Subah Fayaz Saab Office Jaty Hwe Apni Wife Ko Pyar Krty Hain Ap Ka Dil Nahi Krta? Husband: Dil To Karta Ha Lekin FAYAZ Saab Say Darr Lagta Hai